I'll admit - I am not the first person to proliferate the story I am about to tell. It's about Rush Limbaugh and a guy named Paul Alexander Gusmorino III. If you haven't heard of this story, keep reading. Paul is a friend of mine and J's. He went to Harvard with J and now works at Microsoft. For those of you Harvard Alums out there, you may know Paul as the student body president who wore bright orange sneakers. Anyhow, a few years ago, Paul mentioned told us that if you searched for "causes of the great depression" on Google, a term paper he wrote for 10th grade would be the first hit. Even back then, we cracked up in laughter when he told us that his term paper is often cited in various essays and papers written around the world and that he's gotten emails from teacher and Ph.Ds asking him questions and requesting to reference his paper. It is even used as a reference on Wikipedia (he swears he had nothing to do with that). This year, the ridiculousness of this story went to a whole new level when it was extensively cited by Rush Limbaugh back in May (12 years after the paper was written). I kid you not, people. Rush Limbaugh cited a 10th grader's term paper and proceeded to rip it to shreds. I couldn't find a real audio file, but here's a YouTube video that someone filmed in the car while the show was on the radio. I really want to say "This is what you get when you don't go to college." But, according to Paul, even Ph.Ds don't know any better!